Survivor and "Purple Kelly"

I'm gonna say it. Don't judge. I. Love. Survivor. I didn't start watching it until last season. But now I literally can't wait for Wednesdays because that means Survivor is on.

Why I love Survivor-
1. It shows human beings in their basest form. Does that make sense? Strip the fashion, the technology, wealth and you are just left with physical human beings, just trying to find something to eat.
2. It's a reality show...so there are personalities. That I love.
3. It's such a mind game and its fascinating.

To culminate- I would like to be on Survivor...honestly though, I think I would do terrible. Here is my assessment as to what would happen if I was on Survivor.

1. Outwit-I think I am pretty smart. I am better at common sense stuff than book smarts. Here's the kicker though, I am very very gullible and trusting. I think I would get blindsided by some cute guy or something.
2. Outplay-I doubt I would win challenges if they were physical. I do like the puzzle challenges. As for the challenges where you have to hold one arm up for hours. No thanks.
3. Outlast- I hate the outdoors. I hate camping for more than two nights. I hate rain. I hate not having modern conveniences.

I would probably whine a lot and get voted off within the first 3. Pick me, CBS, Pick me! I sure do know how to sell myself.

On another Survivor related note- There is a girl this season who they call "Purple Kelly". I'm not really sure why they call her that, but she has had maybe a total of 3 minutes of screen time and we are on Week 6. Who is "Purple Kelly" and why is she so mysterious? Maybe she is going to make a game changing move and that's why the editors are keeping her screen time limited because then it will be from out of nowhere?

And that's the end of my Survivor ramble. Tomorrow I have a day shift, so I actually have to go to bed at a decent hour. Yikes.